Great Whittington, Northumberland
Slate Carving in Great Whittington
Great Whittington isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Great Whittington businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Great Whittington businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving great whittington"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Great Whittington map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Great Whittington is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Great Whittington
Great Whittington is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
The competition in Northumberland isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
We're not local to Great Whittington, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Great Whittington process.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Great Whittington
Merriman & Sons — Great Whittington. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
5 → 37
Enquiries / month
7.5s → 1.6s
Load time
10 days
Built in
£1800
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Great Whittington: Services
Everything below has its own Great Whittington page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Great Whittington bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Great Whittington
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Great Whittington town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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