Greatness, Kent
Business Signs in Greatness
Greatness isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £120
What business signs looks like round here
Professional slate signage for shops, pubs and offices.
We work with Greatness businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Greatness businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "business signs greatness"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Business Signs — the Greatness map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Greatness is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Business Signs, and a word about Greatness
Greatness is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
We're not local to Greatness, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
Send us the name of your Greatness business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Business Signs in Greatness
Kaur & Co — Greatness. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
5 → 31
Enquiries / month
9.2s → 1.8s
Load time
18 days
Built in
£1600
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Greatness: Slate Carving
Everything below has its own Greatness page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Business Signs without the Greatness bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
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Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Greatness town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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