
Green Bottom, Gloucestershire
Website Audits in Green Bottom
Green Bottom isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £200
What website audits looks like round here
A plain-English report on what's broken and what to fix first.
We work with Green Bottom businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Green Bottom businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "website audits green bottom"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Website Audits — the Green Bottom map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Green Bottom is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Website Audits, and a word about Green Bottom
Green Bottom is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
We're not local to Green Bottom, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
Send us the name of your Green Bottom business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Website Audits in Green Bottom
Merriman & Sons — Green Bottom. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
7 → 57
Enquiries / month
7.7s → 1.6s
Load time
12 days
Built in
£1150
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Green Bottom: SEO
Everything below has its own Green Bottom page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Website Audits without the Green Bottom bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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