Green Parlour, Bath and North East Somerset
Social Media in Green Parlour
Green Parlour isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
What social media looks like round here
Profiles, covers and content that don't look like they were made in 2012.
We work with Green Parlour businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Green Parlour businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "social media green parlour"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Social Media — the Green Parlour map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Green Parlour is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Social Media, and a word about Green Parlour
Green Parlour is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
We're not local to Green Parlour, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Green Parlour job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Social Media in Green Parlour
Merriman & Sons — Green Parlour. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
10 → 27
Enquiries / month
8.1s → 1.6s
Load time
14 days
Built in
£1200
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Green Parlour: Services
Everything below has its own Green Parlour page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Social Media without the Green Parlour bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Cover Photos
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
from £50More social mediaFacebook Setup
Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
from £99More social mediaInstagram Setup
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
from £99Social Media near Green Parlour
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Green Parlour town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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