
Green Parlour, Bath and North East Somerset
Website Audits in Green Parlour
Green Parlour isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £200
What website audits looks like round here
A plain-English report on what's broken and what to fix first.
We work with Green Parlour businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Green Parlour businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "website audits green parlour"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Website Audits — the Green Parlour map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Green Parlour is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Website Audits, and a word about Green Parlour
Green Parlour is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
We're not local to Green Parlour, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Green Parlour process.
Real-world example
Example: Website Audits in Green Parlour
Nowak Services — Green Parlour. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
7 → 24
Enquiries / month
8.3s → 1.2s
Load time
18 days
Built in
£850
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Green Parlour: SEO
Everything below has its own Green Parlour page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Website Audits without the Green Parlour bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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