Greenodd, Cumbria
Email Copy in Greenodd
Half the Greenodd search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £100/email
What email copy looks like round here
Subject lines and body copy that get opens and clicks.
We work with Greenodd businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Greenodd businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "email copy greenodd"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Email Copy — the Greenodd map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Greenodd is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Email Copy, and a word about Greenodd
You won't win Greenodd on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
The competition in Cumbria isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
Send us the name of your Greenodd business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Email Copy in Greenodd
Rowntree Ltd — Greenodd. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
10 → 27
Enquiries / month
9.1s → 1.7s
Load time
17 days
Built in
£1400
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Greenodd: Content Creation
Everything below has its own Greenodd page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Email Copy without the Greenodd bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Area Pages
Target every location you serve with locally focused content.
from £75/pageMore content creationBlog Writing
Regular posts that build authority and bring in search traffic.
from £100/postMore content creationCase Studies
Proof that you've done it before and done it well.
from £200Email Copy near Greenodd
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Greenodd town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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