Greenodd, Cumbria
Product Descriptions in Greenodd
Nobody in Greenodd rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
from £25 each
What product descriptions looks like round here
Descriptions that sell the benefit, not just list the spec.
We work with Greenodd businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Greenodd businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "product descriptions greenodd"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Product Descriptions — the Greenodd map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Greenodd is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Product Descriptions, and a word about Greenodd
Greenodd is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
Send us the name of your Greenodd business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Product Descriptions in Greenodd
Fitzgerald Services — Greenodd. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
7 → 24
Enquiries / month
6.9s → 1.2s
Load time
18 days
Built in
£2100
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Greenodd: Content Creation
Everything below has its own Greenodd page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Product Descriptions without the Greenodd bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Area Pages
Target every location you serve with locally focused content.
from £75/pageMore content creationBlog Writing
Regular posts that build authority and bring in search traffic.
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Proof that you've done it before and done it well.
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Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Greenodd town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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