
Gurnard, Isle of Wight
Facebook Setup in Gurnard
Gurnard isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £99
What facebook setup looks like round here
Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
We work with Gurnard businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Gurnard businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "facebook setup gurnard"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Facebook Setup — the Gurnard map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Gurnard is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Facebook Setup, and a word about Gurnard
Gurnard is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
We're not local to Gurnard, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
Send us the name of your Gurnard business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Facebook Setup in Gurnard
Pemberton Bros — Gurnard. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
11 → 34
Enquiries / month
9.1s → 1.3s
Load time
15 days
Built in
£1150
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Gurnard: Social Media
Everything below has its own Gurnard page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Facebook Setup without the Gurnard bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Cover Photos
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
from £50More social mediaInstagram Setup
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
from £99More social mediaLinkedIn Setup
Personal or company page that doesn't scream 'I made this in an hour'.
from £99Facebook Setup near Gurnard
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Gurnard town centre.
- Facebook Setup in Rew Street2 km
- Facebook Setup in Cowes2 km
- Facebook Setup in East Cowes3 km
- Facebook Setup in Calving Close Copse3 km
- Facebook Setup in Pallancegate4 km
- Facebook Setup in Osborne4 km
- Facebook Setup in Kingston Copse4 km
- Facebook Setup in Lepe4 km
- Facebook Setup in Mark's Corner4 km
- Facebook Setup in Great Thorness4 km
- Facebook Setup in Little Whitehouse4 km
- Facebook Setup in Noke Common5 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
- All over the UK · Mon–Fri 8am–6pm


