Half Acres, City and Borough of Wakefield
Maintenance in Half Acres
Half Acres isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £75/mo
What maintenance looks like round here
Updates, backups, security patches and someone to call when things go sideways.
We work with Half Acres businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Half Acres businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "maintenance half acres"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Maintenance — the Half Acres map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Half Acres is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Maintenance, and a word about Half Acres
Half Acres is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
We're not local to Half Acres, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
Send us the name of your Half Acres business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Maintenance in Half Acres
Pemberton Bros — Half Acres. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
11 → 61
Enquiries / month
9.3s → 1.3s
Load time
13 days
Built in
£1200
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Half Acres: Hosting & Support
Everything below has its own Half Acres page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Maintenance without the Half Acres bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Daily Backups
Automated daily backups with easy restore options.
from £10/moMore hosting & supportManaged Hosting
We handle updates, security and performance so you don't have to.
from £15/moMore hosting & supportMonthly Support
A set number of support hours each month for tweaks and fixes.
from £75/moMaintenance near Half Acres
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Half Acres town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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