Half Acres, City and Borough of Wakefield
Performance Optimisation in Half Acres
Half Acres isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £250
What performance optimisation looks like round here
Speed tuning to make your site load faster and rank better.
We work with Half Acres businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Half Acres businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "performance optimisation half acres"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Performance Optimisation — the Half Acres map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Half Acres is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Performance Optimisation, and a word about Half Acres
Half Acres is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
We're not local to Half Acres, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
Send us the name of your Half Acres business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Performance Optimisation in Half Acres
Kowalczyk Bros — Half Acres. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
3 → 44
Enquiries / month
6.4s → 1.3s
Load time
17 days
Built in
£2050
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Half Acres: Hosting & Support
Everything below has its own Half Acres page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Performance Optimisation without the Half Acres bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Daily Backups
Automated daily backups with easy restore options.
from £10/moMore hosting & supportMaintenance
Updates, backups, security patches and someone to call when things go sideways.
from £75/moMore hosting & supportManaged Hosting
We handle updates, security and performance so you don't have to.
from £15/moPerformance Optimisation near Half Acres
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Half Acres town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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