Hanley Swan, Worcestershire
Slate Carving in Hanley Swan
Hanley Swan isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Hanley Swan businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Hanley Swan businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving hanley swan"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 627 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Hanley Swan map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Hanley Swan is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Hanley Swan
Hanley Swan is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
We're not local to Hanley Swan, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
Send us the name of your Hanley Swan business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Hanley Swan
Whitlock & Co — Hanley Swan. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
5 → 31
Enquiries / month
9.8s → 1.8s
Load time
10 days
Built in
£950
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Hanley Swan: Services
Everything below has its own Hanley Swan page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Hanley Swan bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Hanley Swan
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Hanley Swan town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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