
Hareplain, Kent
Email Copy in Hareplain
Half the Hareplain search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £100/email
What email copy looks like round here
Subject lines and body copy that get opens and clicks.
We work with Hareplain businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Hareplain businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "email copy hareplain"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Email Copy — the Hareplain map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Hareplain is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Email Copy, and a word about Hareplain
You won't win Hareplain on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Hareplain job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Email Copy in Hareplain
Okafor Ltd — Hareplain. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
6 → 35
Enquiries / month
7.7s → 1.7s
Load time
13 days
Built in
£750
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Hareplain: Content Creation
Everything below has its own Hareplain page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Email Copy without the Hareplain bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Area Pages
Target every location you serve with locally focused content.
from £75/pageMore content creationBlog Writing
Regular posts that build authority and bring in search traffic.
from £100/postMore content creationCase Studies
Proof that you've done it before and done it well.
from £200Email Copy near Hareplain
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Hareplain town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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