
Hareplain, Kent
Website Copywriting in Hareplain
Hareplain isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £99/page
What website copywriting looks like round here
Pages that explain what you do and why customers should care.
We work with Hareplain businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Hareplain businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "website copywriting hareplain"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Website Copywriting — the Hareplain map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Hareplain is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Website Copywriting, and a word about Hareplain
Hareplain is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
We're not local to Hareplain, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
Send us the name of your Hareplain business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Website Copywriting in Hareplain
Kaur & Co — Hareplain. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
5 → 19
Enquiries / month
9.5s → 1.8s
Load time
14 days
Built in
£1700
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Hareplain: Content Creation
Everything below has its own Hareplain page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Website Copywriting without the Hareplain bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Area Pages
Target every location you serve with locally focused content.
from £75/pageMore content creationBlog Writing
Regular posts that build authority and bring in search traffic.
from £100/postMore content creationCase Studies
Proof that you've done it before and done it well.
from £200Website Copywriting near Hareplain
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Hareplain town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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