
Hareplain, Kent
Landing Pages in Hareplain
Half the Hareplain search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £249
What landing pages looks like round here
Single-focus pages that convert clicks into calls, sign-ups or sales.
We work with Hareplain businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Hareplain businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "landing pages hareplain"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Landing Pages — the Hareplain map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Hareplain is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Landing Pages, and a word about Hareplain
You won't win Hareplain on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Hareplain process.
Real-world example
Example: Landing Pages in Hareplain
Hargreaves & Daughters — Hareplain. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
8 → 58
Enquiries / month
8.4s → 1.5s
Load time
21 days
Built in
£800
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Hareplain: Website Design
Everything below has its own Hareplain page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Landing Pages without the Hareplain bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Booking Websites
Let customers book and pay online without the back-and-forth.
from £549More website designBusiness Websites
Proper brochure sites that explain what you do and get the phone ringing.
from £399More website designCustom Websites
A fast, mobile-first site designed around your business, not a template.
from £399Landing Pages near Hareplain
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Hareplain town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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