
Hareplain, Kent
Website Maintenance in Hareplain
Nobody in Hareplain rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
from £75/mo
What website maintenance looks like round here
Updates, backups and someone to call when it breaks.
We work with Hareplain businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Hareplain businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "website maintenance hareplain"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Website Maintenance — the Hareplain map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Hareplain is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Website Maintenance, and a word about Hareplain
Hareplain is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Hareplain process.
Real-world example
Example: Website Maintenance in Hareplain
Merriman & Sons — Hareplain. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
11 → 40
Enquiries / month
7.6s → 1.6s
Load time
20 days
Built in
£1100
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Hareplain: Website Design
Everything below has its own Hareplain page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Website Maintenance without the Hareplain bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Booking Websites
Let customers book and pay online without the back-and-forth.
from £549More website designBusiness Websites
Proper brochure sites that explain what you do and get the phone ringing.
from £399More website designCustom Websites
A fast, mobile-first site designed around your business, not a template.
from £399Website Maintenance near Hareplain
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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