Hastings, East Sussex
Slate Carving in Hastings
Hastings isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Hastings businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Hastings businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving hastings"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 92,855 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Hastings map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Hastings is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Hastings
Hastings is that useful size: big enough for proper trade, small enough that a good reputation travels. Your website is the bit that decides whether it travels to strangers too.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
We're not local to Hastings, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Hastings job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Hastings
Pemberton Bros — Hastings. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
5 → 28
Enquiries / month
8.5s → 1.3s
Load time
21 days
Built in
£1850
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Hastings: Services
Everything below has its own Hastings page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Hastings bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Hastings
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Hastings town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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