Hatt, Cornwall
Slate Carving in Hatt
Hatt isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Hatt businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Hatt businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving hatt"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Hatt map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Hatt is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Hatt
Hatt is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
We're not local to Hatt, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Hatt job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Hatt
Pemberton Bros — Hatt. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
3 → 65
Enquiries / month
8.3s → 1.3s
Load time
19 days
Built in
£800
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Hatt: Services
Everything below has its own Hatt page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Hatt bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Hatt
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Hatt town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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