Headstone, Greater London
Website Audits in Headstone
Headstone isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £200
What website audits looks like round here
A plain-English report on what's broken and what to fix first.
We work with Headstone businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Headstone businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "website audits headstone"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 14,900 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Website Audits — the Headstone map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Headstone is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Website Audits, and a word about Headstone
Headstone is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
We're not local to Headstone, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
Send us the name of your Headstone business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Website Audits in Headstone
Pemberton Bros — Headstone. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
6 → 68
Enquiries / month
8.5s → 1.3s
Load time
9 days
Built in
£1750
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Headstone: SEO
Everything below has its own Headstone page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Website Audits without the Headstone bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Website Audits near Headstone
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Headstone town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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