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Everything in Hemdean Bottom

Hemdean Bottom, Reading

Website Audits in Hemdean Bottom

Half the Hemdean Bottom search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.

from £200

What website audits looks like round here

A plain-English report on what's broken and what to fix first.

We work with Hemdean Bottom businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Hemdean Bottom businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "website audits hemdean bottom"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Website Audits — the Hemdean Bottom map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Hemdean Bottom is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Website Audits, and a word about Hemdean Bottom

You won't win Hemdean Bottom on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.

You don't need a brand strategy workshop in Hemdean Bottom. You need clear prices, honest photos, and a page that tells people what to do next.

Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.

No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Hemdean Bottom job and we'll tell you the cost.

Real-world example

Example: Website Audits in Hemdean Bottom

Merriman & Sons — Hemdean Bottom. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.

What we built

  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
  • Area pages for every town they cover
  • Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
  • Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring

What happened

They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.

11 → 70

Enquiries / month

9.5s → 1.6s

Load time

12 days

Built in

£1100

Cost

"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."

Also in Hemdean Bottom: SEO

Everything below has its own Hemdean Bottom page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Area Page SEOContent SEOGoogle Business ProfileKeyword ResearchLink BuildingLocal SEOMonthly SEONational SEOTechnical SEOBusiness Websites

Website Audits without the Hemdean Bottom bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

All seo
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Area Page SEO

Target every town you work in with pages that rank locally.

from £75/pageMore seo

Content SEO

Pages and posts written to answer the questions your customers ask.

from £100/pageMore seo

Google Business Profile

Set up, verify and optimise so you appear on Maps and local search.

from £99

Website Audits near Hemdean Bottom

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Hemdean Bottom town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
Get in touch

Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.