Herniss, Cornwall
Website Audits in Herniss
Half the Herniss search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £200
What website audits looks like round here
A plain-English report on what's broken and what to fix first.
We work with Herniss businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Herniss businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "website audits herniss"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Website Audits — the Herniss map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Herniss is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Website Audits, and a word about Herniss
You won't win Herniss on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
Send us the name of your Herniss business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Website Audits in Herniss
Ashworth & Daughters — Herniss. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
11 → 49
Enquiries / month
6.9s → 1.5s
Load time
15 days
Built in
£1800
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Herniss: SEO
Everything below has its own Herniss page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Website Audits without the Herniss bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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