Hey, Lancashire
Website Audits in Hey
Your competitors in Hey are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
from £200
What website audits looks like round here
A plain-English report on what's broken and what to fix first.
We work with Hey businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Hey businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "website audits hey"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Website Audits — the Hey map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Hey is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Website Audits, and a word about Hey
You won't win Hey on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Half the businesses round Hey are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Hey job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Website Audits in Hey
Ashworth & Daughters — Hey. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
10 → 36
Enquiries / month
6.6s → 1.5s
Load time
19 days
Built in
£1000
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Hey: SEO
Everything below has its own Hey page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Website Audits without the Hey bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Website Audits near Hey
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Hey town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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