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Hoddesdon, Hertfordshire

Website Audits in Hoddesdon

Your competitors in Hoddesdon are one bad website away from losing the job to you.

from £200

What website audits looks like round here

A plain-English report on what's broken and what to fix first.

We work with Hoddesdon businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Hoddesdon businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "website audits hoddesdon"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 20,000 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Website Audits — the Hoddesdon map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Hoddesdon is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Website Audits, and a word about Hoddesdon

With around 20,000 people, Hoddesdon isn't a numbers game. You don't need thousands of visitors. You need the right dozen a week to actually ring you.

You don't need a brand strategy workshop in Hoddesdon. You need clear prices, honest photos, and a page that tells people what to do next.

If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.

No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Hoddesdon job and we'll tell you the cost.

Real-world example

Example: Website Audits in Hoddesdon

Ashworth & Daughters — Hoddesdon. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.

What we built

  • Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
  • Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
  • Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
  • Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds

What happened

They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.

11 → 46

Enquiries / month

7.6s → 1.5s

Load time

21 days

Built in

£1650

Cost

"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."

Also in Hoddesdon: SEO

Everything below has its own Hoddesdon page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Area Page SEOContent SEOGoogle Business ProfileKeyword ResearchLink BuildingLocal SEOMonthly SEONational SEOTechnical SEOBusiness Websites

Website Audits without the Hoddesdon bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

All seo
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Area Page SEO

Target every town you work in with pages that rank locally.

from £75/pageMore seo

Content SEO

Pages and posts written to answer the questions your customers ask.

from £100/pageMore seo

Google Business Profile

Set up, verify and optimise so you appear on Maps and local search.

from £99

Website Audits near Hoddesdon

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Hoddesdon town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
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Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.