Beanies in Holmes's Hill

You won't win Holmes's Hill on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.

The competition in East Sussex isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.

If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.

Send us the name of your Holmes's Hill business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.