Hoo, Medway
Business Consultancy in Hoo
Your competitors in Hoo are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
from £99/hr
What business consultancy looks like round here
Straight advice on your website, marketing and systems.
We work with Hoo businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Hoo businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "business consultancy hoo"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 5,377 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Business Consultancy — the Hoo map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Hoo is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Business Consultancy, and a word about Hoo
You won't win Hoo on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Hoo job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Business Consultancy in Hoo
Braithwaite Group — Hoo. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
11 → 64
Enquiries / month
6.3s → 1.1s
Load time
19 days
Built in
£1650
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
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Everything below has its own Hoo page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Business Consultancy without the Hoo bit
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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