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Horner, Somerset

Profile Images in Horner

Your competitors in Horner are one bad website away from losing the job to you.

from £50

What profile images looks like round here

Circular avatars and logos that read clearly at small sizes.

We work with Horner businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Horner businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "profile images horner"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Profile Images — the Horner map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Horner is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Profile Images, and a word about Horner

You won't win Horner on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.

You don't need a brand strategy workshop in Horner. You need clear prices, honest photos, and a page that tells people what to do next.

If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.

No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Horner job and we'll tell you the cost.

Real-world example

Example: Profile Images in Horner

Pemberton Bros — Horner. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.

What we built

  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
  • Area pages for every town they cover
  • Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out

What happened

The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.

10 → 24

Enquiries / month

9.1s → 1.3s

Load time

19 days

Built in

£1800

Cost

"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."

Also in Horner: Social Media

Everything below has its own Horner page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Cover PhotosFacebook SetupInstagram SetupLinkedIn SetupMonthly Social ContentSocial Media GraphicsTikTok SetupX (Twitter) SetupYouTube BrandingBusiness Websites

Profile Images without the Horner bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

All social media
More social media

Cover Photos

Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.

from £50More social media

Facebook Setup

Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.

from £99More social media

Instagram Setup

Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.

from £99

Profile Images near Horner

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Horner town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
Get in touch

Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.