Horner, Somerset
Slate Carving in Horner
Half the Horner search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Horner businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Horner businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving horner"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Horner map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Horner is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Horner
You won't win Horner on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
The competition in Somerset isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
Send us the name of your Horner business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Horner
Kowalczyk Bros — Horner. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
10 → 33
Enquiries / month
7.6s → 1.3s
Load time
15 days
Built in
£1900
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Horner: Services
Everything below has its own Horner page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Horner bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Horner
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Horner town centre.
- Slate Carving in Holnicote2 km
- Slate Carving in Allerford2 km
- Slate Carving in Porlock2 km
- Slate Carving in Luccombe2 km
- Slate Carving in Bossington2 km
- Slate Carving in Selworthy3 km
- Slate Carving in Tivington3 km
- Slate Carving in Porlockford4 km
- Slate Carving in West Myne4 km
- Slate Carving in Porlock Weir4 km
- Slate Carving in Wydon4 km
- Slate Carving in Wootton Courtenay5 km
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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