Hoswick, Shetland Islands
Website Audits in Hoswick
Half the Hoswick search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £200
What website audits looks like round here
A plain-English report on what's broken and what to fix first.
We work with Hoswick businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Hoswick businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "website audits hoswick"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Website Audits — the Hoswick map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Hoswick is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Website Audits, and a word about Hoswick
You won't win Hoswick on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Hoswick job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Website Audits in Hoswick
Ashworth & Daughters — Hoswick. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
4 → 72
Enquiries / month
8.1s → 1.5s
Load time
21 days
Built in
£1600
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Hoswick: SEO
Everything below has its own Hoswick page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Website Audits without the Hoswick bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Website Audits near Hoswick
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Hoswick town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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