Houmets, Guernsey
Caps in Houmets
Half the Houmets search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £15
What caps looks like round here
Baseball caps and snapbacks with your logo.
We work with Houmets businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Houmets businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "caps houmets"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Caps — the Houmets map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Houmets is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Caps, and a word about Houmets
You won't win Houmets on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
You don't need a brand strategy workshop in Houmets. You need clear prices, honest photos, and a page that tells people what to do next.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Houmets job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Caps in Houmets
Merriman & Sons — Houmets. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Plenty of traffic, no enquiries. People landed, got confused, and left to ring someone else.
What we built
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
What happened
Ranked top three locally for the phrases that actually pay, not vanity keywords.
9 → 26
Enquiries / month
6.6s → 1.6s
Load time
18 days
Built in
£1350
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Houmets: Workwear
Everything below has its own Houmets page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Caps without the Houmets bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Caps near Houmets
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Houmets town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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