Houndridge, The Scottish Borders
Social Media in Houndridge
Nobody in Houndridge rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
What social media looks like round here
Profiles, covers and content that don't look like they were made in 2012.
We work with Houndridge businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Houndridge businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "social media houndridge"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Social Media — the Houndridge map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Houndridge is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Social Media, and a word about Houndridge
Houndridge is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Houndridge process.
Real-world example
Example: Social Media in Houndridge
Okafor Ltd — Houndridge. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
9 → 62
Enquiries / month
6.6s → 1.7s
Load time
9 days
Built in
£1400
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Houndridge: Services
Everything below has its own Houndridge page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Social Media without the Houndridge bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Cover Photos
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
from £50More social mediaFacebook Setup
Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
from £99More social mediaInstagram Setup
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
from £99Social Media near Houndridge
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Houndridge town centre.
- Social Media in Ednam1 km
- Social Media in Stichill3 km
- Social Media in Sprouston4 km
- Social Media in Birgham5 km
- Social Media in Kelso5 km
- Social Media in Hume5 km
- Social Media in Maxwellheugh5 km
- Social Media in Carham6 km
- Social Media in Nenthorn7 km
- Social Media in Lempitlaw7 km
- Social Media in Leitholm7 km
- Social Media in Wark8 km
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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