Hume, The Scottish Borders
Social Media in Hume
Hume isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
What social media looks like round here
Profiles, covers and content that don't look like they were made in 2012.
We work with Hume businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Hume businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "social media hume"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Social Media — the Hume map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Hume is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Social Media, and a word about Hume
Hume is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
You don't need a brand strategy workshop in Hume. You need clear prices, honest photos, and a page that tells people what to do next.
We're not local to Hume, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Hume process.
Real-world example
Example: Social Media in Hume
Okafor Ltd — Hume. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
6 → 26
Enquiries / month
7.4s → 1.7s
Load time
17 days
Built in
£1100
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Hume: Services
Everything below has its own Hume page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Social Media without the Hume bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Cover Photos
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
from £50More social mediaFacebook Setup
Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
from £99More social mediaInstagram Setup
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
from £99Social Media near Hume
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Hume town centre.
- Social Media in Stichill3 km
- Social Media in East Gordon4 km
- Social Media in Nenthorn5 km
- Social Media in Greenlaw5 km
- Social Media in Houndridge5 km
- Social Media in Ednam5 km
- Social Media in Gordon6 km
- Social Media in Smailholm7 km
- Social Media in Kelso8 km
- Social Media in Sprouston8 km
- Social Media in Maxwellheugh9 km
- Social Media in Nether Huntlywood9 km
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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