Housay, Shetland Islands
Social Media in Housay
Housay isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
What social media looks like round here
Profiles, covers and content that don't look like they were made in 2012.
We work with Housay businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Housay businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "social media housay"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Social Media — the Housay map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Housay is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Social Media, and a word about Housay
Housay is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
You don't need a brand strategy workshop in Housay. You need clear prices, honest photos, and a page that tells people what to do next.
We're not local to Housay, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Housay job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Social Media in Housay
Okafor Ltd — Housay. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
9 → 71
Enquiries / month
7.1s → 1.7s
Load time
11 days
Built in
£1950
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Housay: Services
Everything below has its own Housay page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Social Media without the Housay bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Cover Photos
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
from £50More social mediaFacebook Setup
Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
from £99More social mediaInstagram Setup
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
from £99Social Media near Housay
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Housay town centre.
- Social Media in Bruraynext door
- Social Media in Vats-houll13 km
- Social Media in Challister13 km
- Social Media in Huxter15 km
- Social Media in Marrister16 km
- Social Media in Hamister16 km
- Social Media in Saltness17 km
- Social Media in Symbister17 km
- Social Media in Clate17 km
- Social Media in Upper Neapaback18 km
- Social Media in Lunning18 km
- Social Media in Funzie19 km
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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