Funzie, Shetland Islands
Social Media in Funzie
Funzie isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
What social media looks like round here
Profiles, covers and content that don't look like they were made in 2012.
We work with Funzie businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Funzie businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "social media funzie"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Social Media — the Funzie map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Funzie is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Social Media, and a word about Funzie
Funzie is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
The competition in Shetland Islands isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
We're not local to Funzie, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Funzie job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Social Media in Funzie
Okafor Ltd — Funzie. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
11 → 40
Enquiries / month
8.8s → 1.7s
Load time
9 days
Built in
£1500
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Funzie: Services
Everything below has its own Funzie page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Social Media without the Funzie bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Cover Photos
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
from £50More social mediaFacebook Setup
Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
from £99More social mediaInstagram Setup
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
from £99Social Media near Funzie
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Funzie town centre.
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- Social Media in Clivocast12 km
- Social Media in Uyeasound13 km
- Social Media in North Sandwick13 km
- Social Media in Aywick13 km
- Social Media in Gutcher15 km
- Social Media in Cunnister15 km
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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