Fetlar, Shetland Islands
Social Media in Fetlar
Your competitors in Fetlar are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
What social media looks like round here
Profiles, covers and content that don't look like they were made in 2012.
We work with Fetlar businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Fetlar businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "social media fetlar"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Social Media — the Fetlar map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Fetlar is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Social Media, and a word about Fetlar
You won't win Fetlar on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Half the businesses round Fetlar are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Fetlar job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Social Media in Fetlar
Rowntree Ltd — Fetlar. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
11 → 31
Enquiries / month
9.2s → 1.7s
Load time
9 days
Built in
£1550
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Fetlar: Services
Everything below has its own Fetlar page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Social Media without the Fetlar bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Cover Photos
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
from £50More social mediaFacebook Setup
Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
from £99More social mediaInstagram Setup
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
from £99Social Media near Fetlar
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Fetlar town centre.
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- Social Media in Ramnageo9 km
- Social Media in Aywick9 km
- Social Media in Camb9 km
- Social Media in Cunnister9 km
- Social Media in Mid Yell9 km
- Social Media in Clivocast9 km
- Social Media in Gutcher9 km
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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