Houbie, Shetland Islands
Social Media in Houbie
Half the Houbie search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
What social media looks like round here
Profiles, covers and content that don't look like they were made in 2012.
We work with Houbie businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Houbie businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "social media houbie"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Social Media — the Houbie map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Houbie is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Social Media, and a word about Houbie
You won't win Houbie on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Half the businesses round Houbie are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Houbie job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Social Media in Houbie
Okafor Ltd — Houbie. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
8 → 55
Enquiries / month
8.6s → 1.7s
Load time
9 days
Built in
£1100
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Houbie: Services
Everything below has its own Houbie page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Social Media without the Houbie bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Cover Photos
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
from £50More social mediaFacebook Setup
Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
from £99More social mediaInstagram Setup
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
from £99Social Media near Houbie
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Houbie town centre.
- Social Media in Fetlar2 km
- Social Media in Herra2 km
- Social Media in Funzie4 km
- Social Media in Brough Lodge5 km
- Social Media in Ramnageo9 km
- Social Media in North Sandwick10 km
- Social Media in Aywick10 km
- Social Media in Muness10 km
- Social Media in Clivocast10 km
- Social Media in Uyeasound11 km
- Social Media in Mid Yell11 km
- Social Media in Camb11 km
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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