How Green, Kent
Caps in How Green
How Green isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £15
What caps looks like round here
Baseball caps and snapbacks with your logo.
We work with How Green businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why How Green businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "caps how green"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Caps — the How Green map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where How Green is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Caps, and a word about How Green
How Green is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
We're not local to How Green, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
Send us the name of your How Green business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Caps in How Green
Okafor Ltd — How Green. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
11 → 73
Enquiries / month
9.1s → 1.7s
Load time
17 days
Built in
£1050
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in How Green: Workwear
Everything below has its own How Green page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Caps without the How Green bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Caps near How Green
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from How Green town centre.
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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