
How Green, Kent
T-Shirts in How Green
Your competitors in How Green are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
from £18
What t-shirts looks like round here
Casual branded tees for events, staff and giveaways.
We work with How Green businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why How Green businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "t-shirts how green"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
T-Shirts — the How Green map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where How Green is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
T-Shirts, and a word about How Green
You won't win How Green on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the How Green process.
Real-world example
Example: T-Shirts in How Green
Merriman & Sons — How Green. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
5 → 22
Enquiries / month
8.5s → 1.6s
Load time
8 days
Built in
£1400
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in How Green: Workwear
Everything below has its own How Green page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
T-Shirts without the How Green bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
T-Shirts near How Green
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from How Green town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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