How Green, Kent
Website Audits in How Green
Half the How Green search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £200
What website audits looks like round here
A plain-English report on what's broken and what to fix first.
We work with How Green businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why How Green businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "website audits how green"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Website Audits — the How Green map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where How Green is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Website Audits, and a word about How Green
You won't win How Green on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
Send us the name of your How Green business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Website Audits in How Green
Nowak Services — How Green. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
7 → 63
Enquiries / month
7.4s → 1.2s
Load time
12 days
Built in
£800
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in How Green: SEO
Everything below has its own How Green page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Website Audits without the How Green bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Website Audits near How Green
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from How Green town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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