How, Cumbria
Slate Carving in How
Your competitors in How are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with How businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why How businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving how"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the How map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where How is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about How
You won't win How on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the How job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in How
Okafor Ltd — How. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
8 → 34
Enquiries / month
6.7s → 1.7s
Load time
15 days
Built in
£800
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in How: Services
Everything below has its own How page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the How bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near How
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from How town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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