Hoyland
Website Audits in Hoyland
Hoyland isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £200
What website audits looks like round here
A plain-English report on what's broken and what to fix first.
We work with Hoyland businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Hoyland businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "website audits hoyland"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 18,277 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Website Audits — the Hoyland map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Hoyland is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Website Audits, and a word about Hoyland
Hoyland runs on knowing a bloke who knows a bloke. Your website is for everyone who doesn't know that bloke yet.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
We're not local to Hoyland, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Hoyland job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Website Audits in Hoyland
Rowntree Ltd — Hoyland. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
7 → 66
Enquiries / month
7.4s → 1.7s
Load time
9 days
Built in
£1450
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Hoyland: SEO
Everything below has its own Hoyland page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Website Audits without the Hoyland bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Website Audits near Hoyland
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Hoyland town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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