Humbie, East Lothian
Slate Carving in Humbie
Half the Humbie search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Humbie businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Humbie businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving humbie"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Humbie map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Humbie is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Humbie
You won't win Humbie on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
Send us the name of your Humbie business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Humbie
Okafor Ltd — Humbie. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
10 → 60
Enquiries / month
9.6s → 1.7s
Load time
11 days
Built in
£1400
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Humbie: Services
Everything below has its own Humbie page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Humbie bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Humbie
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Humbie town centre.
- Slate Carving in Leaston3 km
- Slate Carving in Fala3 km
- Slate Carving in Fala Dam3 km
- Slate Carving in Peaston Bank4 km
- Slate Carving in Peaston4 km
- Slate Carving in West Saltoun5 km
- Slate Carving in Blackshiels5 km
- Slate Carving in East Saltoun5 km
- Slate Carving in Pencaitland6 km
- Slate Carving in Pathhead6 km
- Slate Carving in Gilston7 km
- Slate Carving in Crichton7 km
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
- All over the UK · Mon–Fri 8am–6pm