
Hundred Acres, Hampshire
Analytics in Hundred Acres
Nobody in Hundred Acres rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
from £200
What analytics looks like round here
Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.
We work with Hundred Acres businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Hundred Acres businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "analytics hundred acres"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Analytics — the Hundred Acres map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Hundred Acres is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Analytics, and a word about Hundred Acres
Hundred Acres is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Hundred Acres process.
Real-world example
Example: Analytics in Hundred Acres
Merriman & Sons — Hundred Acres. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Plenty of traffic, no enquiries. People landed, got confused, and left to ring someone else.
What we built
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
What happened
Ranked top three locally for the phrases that actually pay, not vanity keywords.
3 → 26
Enquiries / month
8.6s → 1.6s
Load time
10 days
Built in
£900
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Hundred Acres: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own Hundred Acres page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Analytics without the Hundred Acres bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Conversion Optimisation
Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.
from £350More digital marketingEmail Marketing
Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.
from £79/moMore digital marketingFacebook Ads
Targeted campaigns that drive leads, sales or foot traffic.
from £300/mo + spendAnalytics near Hundred Acres
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Hundred Acres town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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