Hundred Acres, Hampshire
Email Marketing in Hundred Acres
Your competitors in Hundred Acres are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
from £79/mo
What email marketing looks like round here
Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.
We work with Hundred Acres businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Hundred Acres businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "email marketing hundred acres"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Email Marketing — the Hundred Acres map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Hundred Acres is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Email Marketing, and a word about Hundred Acres
You won't win Hundred Acres on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Hundred Acres job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Email Marketing in Hundred Acres
Okafor Ltd — Hundred Acres. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
3 → 59
Enquiries / month
8.5s → 1.7s
Load time
11 days
Built in
£2000
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Hundred Acres: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own Hundred Acres page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Email Marketing without the Hundred Acres bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
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Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Hundred Acres town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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