Hundred Acres, Hampshire
Slate Carving in Hundred Acres
Hundred Acres isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Hundred Acres businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Hundred Acres businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving hundred acres"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Hundred Acres map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Hundred Acres is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Hundred Acres
Hundred Acres is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
The competition in Hampshire isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
We're not local to Hundred Acres, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
Send us the name of your Hundred Acres business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Hundred Acres
Kaur & Co — Hundred Acres. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
5 → 49
Enquiries / month
8.8s → 1.8s
Load time
8 days
Built in
£1850
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Hundred Acres: Services
Everything below has its own Hundred Acres page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Hundred Acres bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Hundred Acres
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Hundred Acres town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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