
Hundred Acres, Hampshire
Social Media in Hundred Acres
Nobody in Hundred Acres rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
What social media looks like round here
Profiles, covers and content that don't look like they were made in 2012.
We work with Hundred Acres businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Hundred Acres businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "social media hundred acres"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Social Media — the Hundred Acres map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Hundred Acres is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Social Media, and a word about Hundred Acres
Hundred Acres is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Half the businesses round Hundred Acres are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Hundred Acres process.
Real-world example
Example: Social Media in Hundred Acres
Merriman & Sons — Hundred Acres. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
4 → 33
Enquiries / month
6.9s → 1.6s
Load time
14 days
Built in
£1150
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Hundred Acres: Services
Everything below has its own Hundred Acres page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Social Media without the Hundred Acres bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Cover Photos
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
from £50More social mediaFacebook Setup
Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
from £99More social mediaInstagram Setup
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
from £99Social Media near Hundred Acres
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Hundred Acres town centre.
- Social Media in Mellishes Bottomnext door
- Social Media in North Boarhunt1 km
- Social Media in Crockerhill2 km
- Social Media in Wickham2 km
- Social Media in Boarhunt3 km
- Social Media in North Fareham3 km
- Social Media in Hipley3 km
- Social Media in Mislingford3 km
- Social Media in Shirrell Heath4 km
- Social Media in Hoe Gate4 km
- Social Media in Tapnage4 km
- Social Media in Funtley4 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
- All over the UK · Mon–Fri 8am–6pm


