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Everything in Icart

Icart, Guernsey

Facebook Setup in Icart

Icart isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.

from £99

What facebook setup looks like round here

Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.

We work with Icart businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Icart businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "facebook setup icart"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Facebook Setup — the Icart map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Icart is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Facebook Setup, and a word about Icart

Icart is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.

The competition in Guernsey isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.

We're not local to Icart, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.

No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Icart job and we'll tell you the cost.

Real-world example

Example: Facebook Setup in Icart

Kowalczyk Bros — Icart. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.

What we built

  • Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
  • Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us

What happened

They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.

5 → 64

Enquiries / month

7.6s → 1.3s

Load time

11 days

Built in

£1400

Cost

"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."

Also in Icart: Social Media

Everything below has its own Icart page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Cover PhotosInstagram SetupLinkedIn SetupMonthly Social ContentProfile ImagesSocial Media GraphicsTikTok SetupX (Twitter) SetupYouTube BrandingBusiness Websites

Facebook Setup without the Icart bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

All social media
More social media

Cover Photos

Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.

from £50More social media

Instagram Setup

Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.

from £99More social media

LinkedIn Setup

Personal or company page that doesn't scream 'I made this in an hour'.

from £99

Facebook Setup near Icart

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Icart town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
Get in touch

Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.