
Inchmill, Angus
Product Descriptions in Inchmill
Inchmill isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £25 each
What product descriptions looks like round here
Descriptions that sell the benefit, not just list the spec.
We work with Inchmill businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Inchmill businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "product descriptions inchmill"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Product Descriptions — the Inchmill map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Inchmill is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Product Descriptions, and a word about Inchmill
Inchmill is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
The competition in Angus isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
We're not local to Inchmill, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Inchmill job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Product Descriptions in Inchmill
Bellamy Trading — Inchmill. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
11 → 37
Enquiries / month
9.7s → 1.4s
Load time
10 days
Built in
£1850
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Inchmill: Content Creation
Everything below has its own Inchmill page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Product Descriptions without the Inchmill bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Area Pages
Target every location you serve with locally focused content.
from £75/pageMore content creationBlog Writing
Regular posts that build authority and bring in search traffic.
from £100/postMore content creationCase Studies
Proof that you've done it before and done it well.
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Tell us what you need
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