
The Drums, Angus
Product Descriptions in The Drums
Half the The Drums search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £25 each
What product descriptions looks like round here
Descriptions that sell the benefit, not just list the spec.
We work with The Drums businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why The Drums businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "product descriptions the drums"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Product Descriptions — the The Drums map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where The Drums is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Product Descriptions, and a word about The Drums
You won't win The Drums on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the The Drums process.
Real-world example
Example: Product Descriptions in The Drums
Braithwaite Group — The Drums. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
9 → 71
Enquiries / month
7.2s → 1.1s
Load time
15 days
Built in
£1700
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in The Drums: Content Creation
Everything below has its own The Drums page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Product Descriptions without the The Drums bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Area Pages
Target every location you serve with locally focused content.
from £75/pageMore content creationBlog Writing
Regular posts that build authority and bring in search traffic.
from £100/postMore content creationCase Studies
Proof that you've done it before and done it well.
from £200Product Descriptions near The Drums
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from The Drums town centre.
- Product Descriptions in Rottal1 km
- Product Descriptions in Wheen2 km
- Product Descriptions in Clachnabrain3 km
- Product Descriptions in Glenclova4 km
- Product Descriptions in Inchmill4 km
- Product Descriptions in Glenprosen Village5 km
- Product Descriptions in Balnaboth5 km
- Product Descriptions in Easter Lednathie6 km
- Product Descriptions in Pearsie10 km
- Product Descriptions in Cortachy10 km
- Product Descriptions in Hole10 km
- Product Descriptions in Glenogil11 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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