
Kentisbury, Devon
Slate Carving in Kentisbury
Half the Kentisbury search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Kentisbury businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Kentisbury businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving kentisbury"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Kentisbury map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Kentisbury is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Kentisbury
You won't win Kentisbury on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Kentisbury process.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Kentisbury
Rowntree Ltd — Kentisbury. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
3 → 26
Enquiries / month
7.9s → 1.7s
Load time
9 days
Built in
£1600
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Kentisbury: Services
Everything below has its own Kentisbury page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Kentisbury bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Kentisbury
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Kentisbury town centre.
- Slate Carving in Patchole1 km
- Slate Carving in East Down2 km
- Slate Carving in Blackmoor Gate3 km
- Slate Carving in Combe Martin4 km
- Slate Carving in Parracombe4 km
- Slate Carving in Loxhore5 km
- Slate Carving in Trentishoe5 km
- Slate Carving in Knightacott5 km
- Slate Carving in Halsey Lake6 km
- Slate Carving in Bratton Fleming7 km
- Slate Carving in Barton Town7 km
- Slate Carving in Martinhoe7 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
- All over the UK · Mon–Fri 8am–6pm


