Lady, Orkney Islands
Slate Carving in Lady
Your competitors in Lady are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Lady businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Lady businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving lady"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Lady map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Lady is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Lady
You won't win Lady on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Lady process.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Lady
Rowntree Ltd — Lady. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
11 → 31
Enquiries / month
7.8s → 1.7s
Load time
11 days
Built in
£1600
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Lady: Services
Everything below has its own Lady page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Lady bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Lady
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Lady town centre.
- Slate Carving in Templehallnext door
- Slate Carving in Overbisternext door
- Slate Carving in Otterswicknext door
- Slate Carving in Broughtown3 km
- Slate Carving in Burness4 km
- Slate Carving in Kettletoft4 km
- Slate Carving in Sellibister4 km
- Slate Carving in Rusness6 km
- Slate Carving in Laminess8 km
- Slate Carving in Northwall8 km
- Slate Carving in Braeswick9 km
- Slate Carving in Calfsound12 km
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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