
Broughtown, Orkney Islands
Slate Carving in Broughtown
Broughtown isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Broughtown businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Broughtown businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving broughtown"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Broughtown map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Broughtown is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Broughtown
Broughtown is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
The competition in Orkney Islands isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
We're not local to Broughtown, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Broughtown process.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Broughtown
Okafor Ltd — Broughtown. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
11 → 70
Enquiries / month
8.2s → 1.7s
Load time
17 days
Built in
£2100
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Broughtown: Services
Everything below has its own Broughtown page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Broughtown bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Broughtown
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Broughtown town centre.
- Slate Carving in Kettletoft2 km
- Slate Carving in Templehall2 km
- Slate Carving in Otterswick2 km
- Slate Carving in Lady3 km
- Slate Carving in Overbister3 km
- Slate Carving in Burness4 km
- Slate Carving in Laminess5 km
- Slate Carving in Braeswick6 km
- Slate Carving in Sellibister7 km
- Slate Carving in Calfsound9 km
- Slate Carving in Rusness9 km
- Slate Carving in Mill Bay10 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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